Sooo, newsflash! Bitch john is gay – in case you couldn’t already tell *eye rolls.*
That’s why he never has any girlfriends.
I’ve recently upgraded him to having fantasy boyfriend — of the plastic kind.
Meet Jamal; I picked him out for john when I sent him out on a little trip to his local sex shop, with his smartphone in hand.
This is him basically sinking to new depths of depravity. A whole new low. Long gone are the days where prancing around in women’s panties and lingerie was enough. Oh no. Bitch john needed to sink deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole of humiliation. He’s gone so far down that hole he has no hope of getting back out and living a “normal life.”
He needs the humiliation now… it’s the only thing that turns him on, lol.
I also had a good laugh and was really impressed by all the effort you girls put into another one of My not so recent PTV assignments, “Humiliating Homemade Chastity Cage.”
… For broke bitches on a budget!
You are too much of a loser to afford a *real* chastity cage so I am going to show you how you can disable your dick using tools found right in your own home! Feel super humiliated while kissing your boner goodbye! Follow the series of instructions and complete this assignment to entertain Princess with some major laughs while your dick suffers.
Click on the pictures below to view the full sizes.
Don’t forget to click on the pics to view the full size versions- just don’t get too hard staring at those crotches.
xoxo Princess Shimmy.
Heeey bitches… OMG! What is this?? Could it be… a new blog post?! Haha.
That’s correct, I’m about to throw you losers a bone, so open wide.
2012 is over and what an amazing year this was for Me. Not only did I make more money than I did last year I’ve also had some major accomplishments. Purchasing My first home (with a 20% down payment), buying a brand new luxury sedan right off the lot, going on vacay in Europe for a month, I did this all with *minimal* updates both blog and clips wise.
You see My little underlings, I don’t need to pump out content like a fetish factory in order to take what I rightfully deserve. I’m just Me… that’s My little formula. You love Me. You love My brand of abuse. You love My not so flashy “in your face” style of dominance. I’m subtle… I’m mysterious and demure.
You’re addicted to it and can’t get enough.
I was looking back at My 2012 blog posts and realized that yup, I didn’t even do one single gift post this year. Not one! That’s how quickly this year went by for Me. So here we go, a little recap of some of the gifties I’ve received this year.
To be precise, right as of this moment we’re at
1097 1102 purchased items so far!
*CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO VIEW THE FULL SIZED PICS!*
Okay… I don’t even think that’s even a quarter of all the gifts I’ve received in 2012. If I try to be overly meticulous with posting everything I will never get this blog post done and that would just suck too hard for you.
In My next blog post I’ll be posting some of My recent slave conquests and a few other updates… stay tuned.
xoxo Princess Shimmy
I dropped out of school to go work for a construction company over seas in Kazakhstan. I wake up very early everyday and go work hard labor doing construction 6 days a week for 12 hrs each day. I am in the sun a lot and since I am new i am mostly digging with a shovel or pick axe. It is not the greatest job ever but it pays decently and I am giving everything to Princess Shimmy in hopes that she will see me as a better slave to Her.
I am living in a large building that has 2 floors and each floor has 25 rooms with 2 people to a room. They are very small and there is a bathroom and shower down the hall which we all share. There is nothing really to do in the complex I am staying at and I have very few possessions over here since there isn’t much room to put them.
I am surrounded by guys all day long and there are hardly any women that come by. I have internet access but it has a filter on it so I am unable to get ANY porn sites. I can receive e-mail attachment photos, which is the only way I can receive anything. Princess Shimmy sends me pictures occasionally if I give up my pay check to her willingly without a fuss and I have been doing so ever since I got here. I am grateful for every picture she sends. This is my life now that i choose to live for Princess Shimmy.
I AM OWNED BY PRINCESS SHIMMY AND I LOVE IT!”
Hahaha. What a tool!
I also took over $1k from some idiot on TalkSugar this morning. I think it was the same loser that left Me a bunch of negative feedback on NF a few weeks ago. Either way, he paid dearly for something that may or may not have been his fault, LOL.
Just remember bitches, when I block you it’s gonna CO$T you!
My Amazon gift card balance is sitting pretty at almost $7k. I can’t wait to start spending it all on housewarming items after My big move.
Above and below: My Amazon.com and Amazon.ca balance.
Oh! Have you seen the awesome redesign on My NiteFlirt listings? Here are some of the images I made, totally enchanting isn’t it? No wonder why so many of you girls go over the deep end for Me.
I’ll be back soon with a huge gift update! Haven’t done one of those in a bit, lol!
xoxo Princess Shimmy
So who here remembers My bitch boy john?? You know… that forced-intox, panty wearing, beer bellied nancy boy? Oh yeah that one! John has been My slave on and off for about a year and a half now and has always been somewhat typically useless… more of a pain in the ass than anything until he made the epic leap into total Princess Shimmy bitchdom by finding an extreme way to make Me money.
Bitch boy john dropped out of university to go take a construction worker job swinging a hammer and digging trenches in Kazakhstan!! Yes you heard Me right, bitch boy john is shacking it up in a boarding house with sweaty, hairy construction workers for the next 6 months in KAZAKHSTAN!! Aaaand to top it all off, little did he know that the Kazakhi government is super religious and has blocked off ALL ACCESS TO ADULT WEBSITES. Bahahahahaa!!!
Can you imagine the look on his face when he tucked himself in at night in his sweaty boarding house after a long 12 hour day of digging trenches to look at My website and find out that not only was My site was blocked, but ALL adult sites in general? Ahahahaha! *No porn for you!!*
So now, john is totally under My thumb and control. He is now handing over every single dollar of his pay-cheques to Me in return for the hopes that I will send him a sexy pic of Myself for him to wank over before he goes to work. Hey retard, guess what? You work for ME now!
At least john got to take a glimpse of My super hot tits before he left for his trip. I hope he has photographic memory!! Bahahaha. Oh man, oh man. Can you tell how amused I am by this whole situation?? I love it.
Also… in case you haven’t heard, I’ve hit the top 50 of Clips4Sale with only 4 pages of clips! Hahaha. I love the fact that I work less, charge more and still end up at the TOP. Is it really any surprise though? I’m totally WINNING in every way imaginable and hell yes I’m cocky about it.
I’ve also acquired a new pay pet who went and purchased every single photoset in My Images4Sale store, making My store number one overall! LOL.
I then drained him of $1,470 on MyPhoneSite (AFTER their cut!!)
And I know he will be back for more… I can tell this bitch is already ADDICTED.
Faggot kiki did a dick sucking video for Me which inspired another fag to come out of hiding and suck one on film for Me. So now that’s two faggots I’m virtually pimping out on Clips4Sale by selling their homoerotic dick sucking videos. Hahaha! I’m such an evil genius, I know. I’m even selling them for cheap so everyone can get a piece of that ass!
My hypnotized ass slave has given Me over $53k on NiteFlirt AFTER their cut since he first laid his eyes on My glorious ass in July 2011.
Unfortunately his grand total with Me got wiped from the NF system when I accidentally deleted My entire customer list back in January, so that’s why I have to keep track of it like that. But luckily I snapped a pic of his $44k total with Me before I lost My list. So, with just a little basic math I’m still able to calculate how much he has sacrificed since he first found Me.
My hair worship drive by slave also tributed Me $700 after NiteFlirt’s cut.
Hmmm what else, what else? I really *should* update My blog more often… I like to micro blog on Twitter a lot, so you can find Me on there for almost daily updates.
Oh! Well, let’s all take a moment to laugh at this failure.
Goo goo ga ga! I want my da-da and baby bottle! Ahahahaha… That’s some fine art work right there! I don’t really have much to say about that slave other than the noise of Me *SMH.*
I’ve been taking a lot of amazon gift cards lately for new furniture and house warming gifts because I just bought My first home and am moving at the end of next month! Yaaay Me! I am so happy for Myself and slaves in My stable are happy too because they know they’ve contributed towards it.
I still have updates to do on some of My cash letter tributes and amazon gifts, but I will save that for now since this post is already long enough!
So, I will leave you with one final thought…
I am THE Financial Princess.
You will work to please Me… and you will sacrifice til it hurts sooo good.
Kiss My ass bitches!
xoxo Princess Shimmy
I know it’s been a while bitches! Here are some highly anticipated updates:
Cock Controls You MP3
Brainwashing MP3, listen with your headphones on to experience the mind altering effects.
I have transformed you into My mindless puppet and you exist now only to serve as My new gay cock slave. You have no standards, no limits and no boundaries. You will pursue your need for cock and as your addiction grows you will submit yourself to it without question.
Your Life is Over!!
Life Destruction Assignment: Follow My series of cruel and diabolical instructions to put an end to your life as you know it! This assignment includes 5 steps for you to do daily that will lead to the destruction of your relationships and reputation. Are you ready to be outed as a perverted loser and have everyone close to you LAUGHING behind your back? Proceed with caution, bitch boy!
Cumtini Recipe and drinking assignment.
I want you to try out My totally fabulous new drink! It’s called a Cumtini. I have a secret recipe for you slaves to taste and I think you will enjoy it to the very last drop. Are you daring enough to try out this addicting new drink and complete the humiliating assignment that accompanies it? Get the recipe for your very own Cumtini now!
New Clips on Clips4Sale!
Good Boy for Princess Shimmy:
Say it for Me now… Say it for Me puppet: “I want to be a good boy for Princess Shimmy.” Gaze deeply and fall under My spell as you repeat your worship mantras. Once you stare at My seductive body you will become totally disarmed and vulnerable to My hypnotic and brainwashing suggestions.
*Listen to this clip with headphones on*
Clip Features: Brainwashing, Breast Worship, Ass Worship, Legs and Boot Fetish, Extreme Teasing, Financial Domination.
Dirty Sock Foot Worship:
It’s time for you to get on your knees before My dirty white tube socks and worship them like the sock sniffing bitch that you are! Feel the weakness wash over you as I lure you back into My web over and over again. You will stare, surrender, and suffer for My dirty socks and feet.
Clip Features: Lip Licking, Lip/Mouth Fetish, Dirty Smelly Socks, Foot Fetish, Soles, Toe Wiggling, Pink Toenails.
Denim Upskirt Panty Worship:
Look deeply into My panties and worship as I seduce you into submission. With just a glance up My denim jeans skirt I now totally own you. The time to serve Me has come and you will give in to Me now.
Clip Features: Panty Fetish, Panty Rubbing, Denim Jeans Skirt, Lip/Mouth Fetish, Tit Worship, Tease and Seduction.